My Stupid Mirror Just Started Auto-Dimming. Cant See Shit!

I have a 2015 Rubicon Unlimited, she runs like a champ. This will be my 3rd Jeep. I have been cruising with the full ability to see what's behind me until 2 weeks ago.

My rearview mirror just all the sudden decided to start on auto-dim regardless of the light levels. I have to turn the dimmed mirror off every time I drive. My shitty plastic zipper windows are already basically tinted, and this mirror is dark blue. I CANT SEE SHIT.

Anyone know how to fix this? I'm sure I have to do something weird: pump the pedal 6 times, push the mirror power button, and get another loan at 9% APR to fix this.

Pls for the love of god, someone help me see.