Waiting to have sex 2 months completely backfired

Been dating a girl for a couple of months. She wanted to take things slow, which was fine with me. We texted, talked, went on public dates, etc. Ended up kissing for the first time on the 4th date. That’s a lot slower than I’m used to, but everything was fine and going well.

We ended up going on something like 7 or 8 dates doing things like going to the movies, eating out for dinner, taking walks. Just things you would normally do as a couple. We never really had any alone time so all we ever really did was make out in the car a bit.

Fast forward to a week before New Years. She comes to my place for the first time and we basically just hang out, talk, watch a movie. It’s her time of the month so she doesn’t want to go beyond that. It’s been 2 months now, but I’m still ok with that. She says she wants to hook up and spend the night the following week and that’s cool with me. So far only green flags.

I pick her up and she’s wearing an amazing dress, looking great. We get to my place and things just go weird immediately to worse all night and day.

She goes into the bathroom, asks me to turn off all the lights, and have a seat on the couch. Comes out in a cow costume. Proceeds to do a strip tease. I’m simultaneously laughing and going wtf.

Underneath is a sexy Santa outfit with a short skirt so I’m like ok, I guess that was a little out there, but A for effort. We go to the bedroom and things just go wrong from the get go. Foreplay, sex, the way she smells - just everything is a complete 180 to what I like.

I gave it a good go even though I wasn’t feeling it at all, thinking it may just work itself out. We had sex a few times, but it just wasn’t vibing. That’s something you can work on I suppose, but what I couldn’t get used to was her smell and her annoying the crap out of me with instructions on when to do what where. She didn’t stink or anything like that, just absolutely not my cup of tea. Pheromones said no, this ain’t compatible. Wasn’t an issue with clothes on just making out - completely different smell. The whole micromanagement thing just felt like I was at work instead of being able to enjoy myself.

During the night I must have woken up 5 times just shifting or being woken up by her changing sides of the bed. So even sleeping wasn’t working.

Breakfast was ok, but then I started realizing that she’s already planning our future. Wanting a drawer, claiming a bathroom for herself, talking about renovating a room. Just straight up setting the tone and expectations out of the blue like a princess. That right there basically sealed the deal for me that I really don’t ever want to see her again. Not really sure how she got the impression that the previous night was great.

Now people might assume post nut clarity or what not, but that’s not really the case. Everything was fine up until we actually got naked and intimate where pheromones actually came into play and just a weird set of expectations that I don’t really want to entertain. If we’d had sex after a couple weeks then this whole thing would have already resolved itself. Building up feelings for two months just to find out that she isn’t the one really sucks, but now I don’t know wtf to tell her. I can’t just say my nose doesn’t like you or that I think you’ve got bat shit crazy…

I still need to return her the cow costume and a few things she left here so it’s going to be in person and I have a feeling that she’s not going to take whatever I say well. This is one of those situations where you’d normally go out, hook up, and then realize you’re not compatible, except now it’s 2 months of time invested in a person that managed to somehow set any feelings I had for her on fire within a single night.

Sex too soon is seen as jumping the gun and not getting to know the other person. Sex too late and this happens.

I can’t even imaging what it’s like for people who wait till marriage.

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Update: so many different replies. I figured I’d explain some more details to answer a few of the comments.

So it’s winter and every date we’ve had has indeed been with multiple layers of clothing. Even in the movie theater because she was cold. I did like her perfume, but once you take a shower and then start sweating then that smell changes. She didn’t stink, really want to emphasize that. It’s just that my nose was really off put by the way she smelled. I had to change the pillow sheets the next day. You know how you get a shirt from your partner and you smell it and it makes you think happy thoughts and you feel like you want to be with that person? Basically the opposite of that.

Why would you have sex multiple times when the first time wasn’t working out? Maybe the first time was just a fluke. With all the micromanaging I took mental notes and didn’t just want to throw in the towel. Momma didn’t raise no quitter. You strap in and go again.

The micromanaging wasn’t as sexist as it’s made out to be here. Sure, getting notes on what she likes is great. My issue is that it was literally all about her. I felt like being pulled over by 5 cops all shouting different instructions my way. Faster, slower, don’t stop, careful, cum now. I mean, let me do my thing and let’s find that vibe together - don’t treat me like a sex robot.

Yes, I should have just said let’s take a raincheck after the cow costume burst through the doors - we can revisit this later. She put a lot of effort into those udders, though, which she did actually shake at me… but also the nice dress, makeup, hair, etc. I didn’t just want to end the night after all that so I tried to looked past it.