ULPT : don’t have a place to have sex? Find empty apartments by going to the complex website and seeing if maintenance left any of the “available now” apartments unlocked.

Full grown adult but had to move in with my parents recently who live almost 2 hours away. Can’t have sex with boyfriend at his place for roommate issues. Decided to go to an apartment complex i used to live at, go on the website and write down the unit numbers currently available, and usually there is ALWAYS one unlocked. I’ve done this a couple times now - just make sure it’s after hours so maintenance doesn’t walk in on ya

edit: i feel like your guys’ mental image when you hear “apartment”, is a lot grosser than what i’m referring to