ULPT: Donate blood plasma to reduce the amount of microplastics in your system

An article from 2022 notes significantly lower PFAS (per- and poly-fluorinated alkyl substances) in the blood after blood or plasma donation: https://theconversation.com/new-evidence-shows-blood-or-plasma-donations-can-reduce-the-pfas-forever-chemicals-in-our-bodies-178771

EDIT: apparently PFAs aren't microplastics. I am keeping this up as that is more unethical