Which family member(s) do you think you could beat in a fight/survive from?

Sometimes it's funny seeing your character (especially if you play Leland) get bodied by a skinny twig like Sissy or Hitchhiker, especially since realistically, you could probably just grab a chair and smash their head in with it. I mean, if the killers are Hitchhiker, Cook, and Sissy, and they only have knives as weapons, I really don't think four college kids would be so defenseless.

What characters do you think you could beat if you were one of the victims?