The first official Guardian Articles Post!

All the dreamers are safe!

E1331 has been spotted creating and distributing fake silksong steam keys! If you spot E1331, call your local authorities.

Satin polar’s breach into the subreddit has finally ended! If he somehow breached fully, that would have been worse than the jack vine incident!

Copium on the rise, as hopium continues spiraling down in value. It is not a good day to be a hoper…

Thank you to all who read, and may r/silksong last eternal.