To the asshole at Trader Joe’s

Happened today around 2:40pm outside the Madison St location.

I nearly got into a 3 car collision because you decided to park your fat ass black truck where it says “No Stops” right outside the entrance/exit to the underground parking garage, blocking visibility for cars exiting and entering as well as impeding the flow of traffic from oncoming vehicles trying to pass. I pulled up next to you asking if that’s your truck while you mindlessly scrolled on your phone, with no regard to the absolute chaos your arrogance caused everyone else. Classic example of an entitled, arrogant piece of shit.

Anyway, I pulled up next to you asking if that’s your car and you said “yeah” and I said “you should consider moving your vehicle because you’re blocking the visibility for everyone else trying to get out of the garage”. You said “thank you for your opinion”.

Bitch. If I was not right in the mouth of the entrance and if there were no cars around me, I would’ve squared up with you. Yeah, I’m a woman smaller than you, but the rage I feel inside for oblivious, socially unaware and entitled man children is unmatched. I drove off instead whilst calling you a slew of words I reserve for the dumbest of assholes.

My favorite part was then running into you in the freezer section where we made eye contact. I looked you up and down and scoffed. Don’t know why you turned around to look at me. You heard me call you an asshole the first time, I didn’t need to do it again. Just continue scrolling on your phone and pretending like you’re not the source of avoidable problems.