You are? A grandma. Your weapon? La chancla. Hotel? Trivago. Which character(s) are you smackin’ up for them actin’ up and why?

I’m mad at a book and wanna smack up some MCs with my chancla. Wanted to know who else has this urge and for whom.

For those who don’t know, “chancla” means “sandal”, “flip flop”, or “thong”, and it is one of the most powerful weapons in the universe when your mom or grandma or aunt takes off their slipper and smacks you with it for any reason they can find.

Gender is irrelevant now, it’s gone, it’s in the past. You’re a grandmama now. You’re Mother. From any romance genre, main character or side character or villain or antagonist—any one of them is your grandchild or child.

Divas, take off your earrings. Have the sister next to you hold your purse. Have your man servant block the exit. Put your hair up. Take off your sandal and wind it up. Let your aim be true.

Which characters in romancelandia are you whackin’ for them acting whack and traumatizing them for traumatizing you with their behavior?

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^{Please don’t do this to IRL people.}