Update: My gay colonist has finally found love
After my last post I started grinding hard on my tribal colony. I wanted DADT to find someone so I accepted every new male pawn I could, went on rescue missions, and scoured every single raider for the gay or bisexual trait. I did however set a few rules:
- New colonists who did not meet the criteria still had to stay. It's not their fault!
- Love is DADT's personal mission! I wasn't going to put my other colonists in constant danger for just one man. Survival matters.
- It was DADT's job to fall in love. No psycasts or cheating to get the job done.
After almost three years of hard work, progress, and a slowly growing tribe (15 colonists strong at this point), poor DADT was still alone. His bisexual buddy even tried to cheat with him at one point but was rightfully rebuffed (good for you DADT). Other colonists had paired off and while DADT was very popular, he still was one of the only colonists alone in his bed. He had another brief fling with a bisexual waster but before they could pair off he was lost to a raid.
DADT is a beloved uncle to the colony children and is best friends with an 86 year old Ytakkin who cares for the colony chickens and a 38 year old female waster/sharpshooter. They helped build the wall together and I assume they have been a source of comfort to him in these lonely times.
During our last raid DADT was gravely wounded and in hospital when one last rescue request came through for a beefy looking dude named Shy. While it is usually DADT who handles these missions with a small crew, he was too injured to send, so our philandering bisexual and two sharpshooters set off to pick him up. A small skirmish netted us the colonist.
A tough, gay, pretty warrior with decent crafting and double passion in melee. The himbo king with a heart of gold.
Back to the village they came with one last bit of drama. Because our philandering bisexual was the man to rescue Shy, their relationship started elevated. Will this man ever stop torturing DADT?
However love prevailed and as DADT set out recruiting and reducing the resistance of Shy a relationship blossomed and the two now share a bed. Maybe soon they'll get married. In their honor I christened them with new nicknames (Doask and Dotell). I hope the best for them.
Im thinking of making Doask our colony leader, but for now maybe he can finally enjoy the honeymoon phase.