Funniest / Strangest / Scariest (doctor) colleague you’ve come across?

I’ll go first.

Our attending was suffering from an issue with his throat and stopped saying ”filler words” according to him, to speak as little as possible. After a while he decided to keep this up and started speaking in such odd ways.

Example:

We were discussing a couple of patients.

In the middle of the discussion he raises his voice and says ”AH!” and goes: ”Image interesting. Give slide. I write paper.” The way he said it was like a robot reading a code line by line.