I Don't Want To Be Canadian, Please

Is anyone else and bit baffled why some on the liberal US spaces seem to throw around the idea of being part of Canada like it's a good thing?

They have their own dysfunctional politics and voting, separatist movements that have far more traction in Quebec than here, and a king as a head of state. I want no kings or queens and no more dysfunctional nonsense like we already get from Washingon. How would being ruled from Ottawa be any better?