[GIVEAWAY] Evil Within 2 (DLC included) with Assassins Creed Valhalla

Please comment down below with a funny recent anecdote, joke or witty sentence. The funniest one will win both games in the title.

Note: The Evil Within 2 with DLC is a steam key whereas Assassins Creed Valhalla is a Ubisoft Connect key.

By the way, reason for the giveaway is that I accidentally bought an extra key of Evil Within 2 with DLC (fucking good game by the way) and the standalone Assassins Creed Valhalla is apart of the 970 Evo Plus Samsung deal, I bought two which left me with an extra code. So if I could brighten someone’s day with two free games, why the hell not?

I’ll be looking forward to some juicy jokes, witty comments and anecdotes!

UPDATE: The giveaway is over! It was a joy reading all the jokes, stories and witty comments you've all contributed in this post! All of them had their own charm. I just hope that some of you guys were able to laugh when reading through the comments as well. It was very hard to pick a winner, but after hours of deliberation, I went with my gut and picked:

Winner: /u/whiteleshy

It was hard, very hard to pick a winner in this one and I didn't want to resort to a raffle as it would mean me going back on my word. I literally read all the comments that were contributed, and laughed at many of them. I really appreciated for all who attempted in this giveaway! Congratulations to whiteleshy for winning the two games, hope this will bring much gaming joy for the next couple of days or weeks. For the rest of you guys, once again, thank you for participating! I wish all of you guys a early merry christmas and a happy new year!