Describe your main in the worst way possible

I'll try to guess it. Me first, I like playing old crazy man that likes balls, he also enjoys giving the other team uppies and then putting them down very gently

Edit: GUYSSSS, WORST WAY PLEASE, not some generic stuff like green ninja, not calling anyone out but all y'all genji players are kinda bad at this. I want y'all to make me ask you for hints