Shove a cigar up there instead

Long time reader, first time poster. This was several years ago, and as I'm sure most can guess, my ex girlfriend now. I was an occasional cigar smoker, had maybe one cigar on the weekend and that was it. I had told her this prior to us dating and told her I didn't smoke anything else. It didn't seem to bother her as she said she was happy I didn't smoke. Anyways, I told her one day I was excited because I had a new shipment or cigars coming in that were my favorite cigars and she absolutely blew her lid.. for about a month. These are just messages from one day, while I was at work.