The true cause of Low fertility rates

People here are so dumb. They all just think the way to solve the fertility crisis is with their personal political wishlist. Don't you all realize the solution to the fertility crisis is actually just MY political wishlist instead?

I mean just think about all the people who think the birth rates would go up if we oppress women. That's so stupid. Obviously birth rates go up when we oppress MEN.

And then there's the environment morons. You really think carbon dioxide decreases the fertility rate? obviously in this study from my butt CO2 INCREASES fertility.

There's so much magical thinking going on here. Like, you think tariffs are going to get you a girlfriend? But how are you going to import your mail order bride with a 20% customs fee?

You think immigrants can have babies? Well, since I'm against immigration, Immigrants actually just steal eggs right out of my wife's ovaries. Unless I'm for immigration in which case, they're putting babies right in my wife.

Stop trying to implement YOUR stupid political wish list. All problems, including the demographic bomb, are solve by MY political wish list.