The 3 Kinds Of Scriptures One Can Write

Many juniors have been embarking on the journey of creating their own scriptures, and also asking what kind they should write. Please remember there are 3 kinds you can write:

1. The Traditional Way

Method:

  1. Create new plot point
  2. Continue plot point for 80 chapters (MC slaps some YMs, assaults some JBs, etc.)
  3. Forget plot point and make a new one
  4. Repeat for 4,000 chapters

Result: Normally people waste hours reading scriptures, you however, have wasted millions of hours of other people reading your scriptures. Even Heaven and Earth wish to punish you for your demonic deeds, but even they have become enthralled by your writing and are waiting for the next update.

80% of your reviews are 'This novel is trash but I can't wait for the next chapter" while 20% are "I really like it I don't know why people trash talk it"- those 20% are people who have been so brain damaged by your scripture that they have started to unironically think it's good and have gotten the reader version of 'Battered Wife Syndrome.' You average rating is around 3.5-4/5 stars.

2. The New Way

Method:

  1. Decide you don't want to make a 'traditional Xianxia' and want to make something 'new'
  2. Create a whole new cultivation system, do not use tropes, and write for about 200 chapters or so
  3. 200 chapters in the MC is still near the foundation stages, and you have no ideas for how to move the plot forward
  4. Realize that creating something fully new is really hard and there's a reason that tropes exist
  5. Give up

Result: People read your story but it hasn't been updated in 3 years, and you can only sigh as it's lost to the sands of time, while your readers hope that one day you'll update it again, though much like hoping that their fathers who left to get milk when they were younger will one day come back- both of these are equally unlikely to ever come true.

3. Boy Love

Method:

  1. Create Boy Love Story
  2. Rest of the steps don't matter since there's so few content people will like anything.

Result: Only ten people read your story, 8 of them rate it 5/5 while the other 2 didn't even realize it was BL until they got to 'that part' and just thought that the two male leads were 'really good friends' waiting for the female lead to arrive, even though 'Super Yaoi Pro Max+' was in the description.

So what are you waiting for? Pick up one of the above three categories, grab your typewriters and start working!