PL Rival Watch Thread MD16 (December 15th, 2024)

So things look bad, and their back's against the wall
Their whole existence's feeling soulless
Man U and City dying with their season stalled
Will face each other broke and hopeless
Pep's lost his way, and Ruben's in a wreck
Well, let me just say it's perfect...

2:00 PM
Brighton & Hove Albion 1 - 3 Crystal Palace FT
^{Marc Guéhi 87’ (OG\}; Trevoh Chalobah 27’, Ismaïla Sarr 33’, 82’)

4:30 PM
Manchester City 1 - 2 Manchester United FT
^{Joško Gvardiol 36'; Bruno Fernandes 88' (P\}, Amad Diallo 90')

You're... A... Loser! Pep, see
A loser, you're so tacky
Team's some spoiled up, little whiny pricks
United was 13th
And you keep losing, it's heaven
With just 1 win in 11
With 2 minutes to go, the game's been thrown
Out top 4 in the league

7:00 PM
Chelsea 2 - 1 Brentford FT
^{Marc Cucurella 43', Nicolas Jackson 80'; Bryan Mbeumo 90'
Red Card: Marc Cucurella (Chelsea\} 90+8')
Southampton 0 - 5 Tottenham Hotspur FT
^{James Maddison 1', 45+4', Heung-min Son 12', Dejan Kulusevski 14', Pape Matar Sarr 25'}