The pick up line that got me a wife

Her boutique sold indigenous crafts and local products. I was there for one thing: coffee beans. I had bought an ex-UK manual coffee grinder and wanted to try it out with local coffee beans.

Her: "Which coffee do you want to brew?"

Me: "Actually I'm a trained barista"

Her (slightly skeptical): "Really?"

Me: "I actually brew a variant of lattés. Barista's special. I call it ejaculatté. We could grab some soon"

She got the joke and I got her number. Six years later, we're happily married with two kids and yes, we do make ejaculattés regularly.

You don't need to have a fat wallet to get the girl. Just be punny. Remember, only the funny get the fanny