People i avoid doing seshes with
The Blackout Machine:
These are the guys who can't enjoy a joint without mixing in some alcohol. We all appreciate a beer now and then while smoking up, but this particular person can't appreciate a good high without binge drinking, especially hard liquor. They'll say things like, "Bro, I ain't gonna lie, a neat sip of whiskey and an aromatic joint is an underrated combo," and then proceed to chug the whole bottle like a camel. It's a classic recipe for embarrassment and blackouts.
Paranoid Pufferfish:
Picture having a great session with your friends and enjoying a walk when this guy suddenly interrupts with, "Guys, it looks like the ice cream dude is undercover police; check out his mustache, he's staring at me all serious!" or "Guys, I think I need to take a thorough shower before we go because my parents will find out." Even if the world were to end in a Zombie apocalypse and only you and your friends survived, this guy would still say stuff like"guys, i think the zombies know we're high ". They really shouldn't be smoking weed, so just don't offer them any.
The Loop-Headed Ballad Singer:
These are the guys who will repeat the same ridiculous story over and over until, even if you're smoking the best stuff, your peaceful high will end up in boredom. You'll find yourself praying to the plant gods to make him stop talking and avoid getting trapped in his loop again (even if you're an atheist). "Remember that time I smoked an unnecessary amount of some generic weed in a generic setting and did some generic things? Guess what, I didn't tell you the whole generic story, so let me start from the beginning." Listening to him is like having a thousand cicadas buzzing in your ear(far more soothing than his rambling). He also has a mutant level of tolerance to weed; unlike the rest of us, he doesn't breathe oxygen but THC. So you'll be passing around joints like it's an Olympic marathon and shit.
The Hypocritical Critic:
Imagine scoring some decent greens at a fair price during a shortage. Sounds like a dream, right? Well, for this guy, it’s not. While everyone else is enjoying their greens, he’ll hit you with, "Since my Thailand plug is on leave for a religious holiday and my American plug is behind bars, my buds haven’t arrived yet. That’s why I had to smoke this weak landrace, bro." What a great guy! Not only is he okay with smoking it, but he also complains about it like he’s being ripped off. Don’t even try to tell him, "Well, the high is decent for the price and enjoyable, man." He’ll shoot back, "What do you mean, high, bro? This ain’t high. You gotta try my stuff sometimes, especially the California cardboard Skunk feces strain and the Purple diarrhea broccoli strain; they’re the bomb." The only INDICA he actually liked was the🚗 TATA one.
The Blackout Machine:
These are the guys who can't enjoy a joint without mixing in some alcohol. We all appreciate a beer now and then while smoking up, but this particular person can't appreciate a good high without binge drinking, especially hard liquor. They'll say things like, "Bro, I ain't gonna lie, a neat sip of whiskey and an aromatic joint is an underrated combo," and then proceed to chug the whole bottle like a camel. It's a classic recipe for embarrassment and blackouts.
Paranoid Pufferfish:
Picture having a great session with your friends and enjoying a walk when this guy suddenly interrupts with, "Guys, it looks like the ice cream dude is undercover police; check out his mustache, he's staring at me all serious!" or "Guys, I think I need to take a thorough shower before we go because my parents will find out." Even if the world were to end in a Zombie apocalypse and only you and your friends survived, this guy would still say stuff like"guys, i think the zombies know we're high ". They really shouldn't be smoking weed, so just don't offer them any.
The Loop-Headed Ballad Singer:
These are the guys who will repeat the same ridiculous story over and over until, even if you're smoking the best stuff, your peaceful high will end up in boredom. You'll find yourself praying to the plant gods to make him stop talking and avoid getting trapped in his loop again (even if you're an atheist). "Remember that time I smoked an unnecessary amount of some generic weed in a generic setting and did some generic things? Guess what, I didn't tell you the whole generic story, so let me start from the beginning." Listening to him is like having a thousand cicadas buzzing in your ear(far more soothing than his rambling). He also has a mutant level of tolerance to weed; unlike the rest of us, he doesn't breathe oxygen but THC. So you'll be passing around joints like it's an Olympic marathon and shit.
The Hypocritical Critic:
Imagine scoring some decent greens at a fair price during a shortage. Sounds like a dream, right? Well, for this guy, it’s not. While everyone else is enjoying their greens, he’ll hit you with, "Since my Thailand plug is on leave for a religious holiday and my American plug is behind bars, my buds haven’t arrived yet. That’s why I had to smoke this weak landrace, bro." What a great guy! Not only is he okay with smoking it, but he also complains about it like he’s being ripped off. Don’t even try to tell him, "Well, the high is decent for the price and enjoyable, man." He’ll shoot back, "What do you mean, high, bro? This ain’t high. You gotta try my stuff sometimes, especially the California cardboard Skunk feces strain and the Purple diarrhea broccoli strain; they’re the bomb." The only INDICA he actually liked was the🚗 TATA one.