What are some hilarious Kannada proverbs? Looking for gems like this!

I find the proverb ‘ಕೇಳಸಿಲ್ಲದ ಬಡಗಿ ಮಗನ ಕುಂಡಿ ಕೆತ್ತಿಧನಂತೆ’ really funny.

I’d love to know more such funny or witty Kannada proverbs, especially ones that are commonly used in the HD region.

Please share your favorites along with their meanings :D