Who’s the better bro ?

Not to Ted specifically but in general

Marshall is the longtime friend who knows every single thing about you, that listens to you and gives you great advice and even when you don’t listen he still supports you, he will help you move and be there when your kids are born

Barney is the friend who will include you in everything, maybe you met him later in life but you feel like you have known him since forever, he will even get you a terrific job and great opportunities to become a better person, sure he might get you in trouble but he would rather die than to leave you behind