SQUEEZACLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

"You better buy in, you better not sell, Hedgies are screwed and they’re heading to their cell, Squeezaclaus is coming.... To townnn!

Kev's watching the fraud, he’s calling it out, Ken Griffin’s crying, there’s no bailout, Squeezaclaus is coming... To townnn!

He sees those fake reportsssss, The FTDs they hideeeee, The hedgies try to cover up, But we won’t let it slideee!!!

The MOASS is coming, the margin calls near, Robinhood’s shaking, they’re drowning in fear, Squeezaclaus is coming... To townnn!

We’re locking our shares, we’re holding the line, The hedgies will pay for their greed and their crime, Squeezaclaus is coming... To townnn!

Oh, they sold what wasn’t theirs, They played their dirty game, But nowretail is storming in, To roast them in the flames!

So Ken and his crew, go suck on a...rock, Apes won’t be selling—tick-tock, tick-tock! Squeezaclaus is coming... To townnn!

We’re taking their yachts, their houses, their wives, GameStop to the moon—gonna ruin their lives! Squeezaclaus is coming... To townnnnnn!"