Beating point in line (a fun post)

So I thought Id set a nice challenge to gove the most creative way to beat a point in line (more specifically with sabre, but foil tactics welcome).

Give me your scenario, so a retreatinf point in line, standing on the back line, opponent os now attacking with the point in line, etc, etc and the funniest or most creative way to beat the line or score the point.

Points will be given for creativity and bonus points for it just being funny.