Comrades stationed outside Fontaine, PLEASE help me

I’ve been in this Archon-forsaken place for what, two years now? I can’t take it anymore.

Getting chased by malfunctioning robot dogs? Fine, I can handle that. All that water everywhere? Whatever, I’ll just watch out I guess.

But the food… I’ve had enough. All we get is fish and chips. For lunch? Fish and chips. For breakfast? Fish and chips. For dinner? Fish (because A CERTAIN SOMEONE keeps stealing those damn potatoes just before we can cook them).

Please, I want to eat something else. No more potatoes, no more fish…

Can anyone please get us some more supplies? Our camp’s near those odd towers in the north.