I DID IT!!!
HOLY HECK..... I FINALLY DID IT!!! I FINALLY BEAT ELDEN RING!!!!
It's almost bittersweet... After hours and hours of fighting for my life, screaming the most obscene phrases, and wanting to absolutely beam my controller at the wall.... I can finally rest, and watch the sunrise on a grateful universe.
(False, I am currently going through all 5 stages of grief at the mere fact that now I have to find a whole new game to hyper fixate on)