I am going crazy *EMOTIONAL*

Girlies. Where is the merch. Every episode I wonder, “Will this be the episode they launch the merch store?” and it never happens. It’s not a want, girlies. Oh no no… it’s a need. It’s a visceral necessity to have it in my closet. I think about it daily. My money is yours to have. Take it. I will walk through the mountainous snowy hills of Canada in the middle of a storm. I will crawl hand and foot to the nearest distribution centre. I will light candles in a circle and chant about the glory of merch stores. Girlies, I need it.