Favourite Chris lines that seemingly only you know about?

For me, it's in the Father Call where he is trying to explain why he's on welfare, and for a second he claims 'My family is - uh - you could say they are in with the government'.

I just love that for a split-second he was trying to spin this in a way as to make him seem like his family were some kind of elite citizens living off a stipend as though they were secret Oligarchs or something.