What’s Your Fake Good Place Dessert?

In the show “The Good Place” there’s a gag about how frozen yogurt being everywhere is a hint that something isn’t quite right because if you could have something for all of a blissful eternity, why would it be frozen yogurt, which is intended to be a lesser version of something else?

Recently I considered how crepe cake would be my version of this. It’s FINE! It’s not the worst thing, but I’d never pick it over any other dessert. I’d never choose to eat crepe cake. Or cotton-soft cheesecake. It’s fine. I’ll eat it and it’s not bad, but please let me have just about any other type of cheesecake!

Or to tie it to baking specifically, what would you be baking in your fake Good Place? For me people would be asking for brownies all the time, which I don’t mind making, but don’t particularly love eating, so it’s hard for me to get really excited about them the way I would with some other baking project. Or banana bread, which I like but find a bit unexciting to make.