Delusional guys on dating apps - going for a pro golfing career in his 40s

So tell me some of the most funny and bizarre stories from your encounters with guys on dating apps!

I’m in my mid 30s and have been left speechless by some of the guys on there. Very often do you see guys well into their 40s and even 50s who are still undecided on kids. There is something very unappealing about a man who still this late in life doesn’t know. Maybe you can farther a child at 48 but it doesn’t mean you should AND these guys aren’t George Clooney or Leonardo DiCaprio but your average Jo who is bald and overweight.

Most recently I encountered a guy in his early 40s - he seemed nice, polite, well dressed and so on. Something did seem a bit off with him. On many of his pictures he was wearing a suit or a nice polo. We stared talking and he’s very interesting in what I’m doing for a living but avoids answering the question. Because of many obstacles it’s been a few weeks and we have t been able to meet and I have had my doubts if I even want to. So we are texting a bit today and I ask him straight up what he does for a living. He tells me he works in a bakery but is pursuing a professional career in golf. He’s in his 40s and stared playing golf 3 years ago. To me this is absolutely hilarious, ridiculous and delusional. I don’t even care what you do but don’t be delusional. It’s like if I said I was planning to be on the Victorias Secret runway model or an astronaut.