Having testicles is a blessing and a curse, don't you agree ?

Like they are important for the sense of procreation and for housing that special sauce which upon it's expulsion from the body gives a massive rush of pleasure to a man, but my god they are so fucking annoying, especially mine because they are so big, I'm not the most well endowed guy, like I'm average at best that don't bother me, but my freakish testicles are 4 times too big, which means walking is annoying, running is a nuisance and sometimes I accidentally sit on them. I hope this doesn't violate rule 6 even on a technicality but I had to get this out there.