I “cheated”

Ok, let’s get the “bad” part out of the way first. A few weeks ago, I (F24), had a brief affair with my boss (M40) at work. I admit it was a ”mistake.” And when my husband (M38) found out about it while searching my phone while I was in the shower, he was “devastated.”

He confronted me and there were a lot of tears and begging on my part to stay together because it was just all a big “mistake.” He left in a huff and went to his sister’s. They’ve always had a close relationship and I’m sure she “comforted” him in his time of need.

Fast forward to last Saturday. My husband came back! He was kind of ”cold” to me and said the only reason he came back was that he missed our dog (a good boy, 7). I brushed that comment off as he was just still grieving about my “infidelity.” But then he told me I needed to sleep in the guest bedroom and the dog could sleep on our bed with him. “He’ll never ’cheat’ on me,” he said as he went to bed.

But then the next day things really “went off the rails.” My husband said he was divorcing me and marrying the dog! I told him the whole idea was “crazy” and it wouldn’t work anyway because our dog was a “boy”! He just laughed and said I had no ”right” to comment because I was a “cheater” and things are different when it’s a dog.

Now he’s set a “date” for the wedding and invited all of our friends and family (and even coworkers). I don’t know what to do. I said I was “against” the dog wedding on our family Facebook chat and now our family is split. My MIL says I should support her son’s decision and I’m being “divisive” causing family “conflict.” My parents think I deserve it for “cheating.” But I got a private text from my SIL and she completely “agrees” with me that it’s a “crazy” idea.

I’m so conflicted. I don’t know what to do. Sometimes I think I should “support” my husband regardless of the “craziness” of his ideas because I “cheated.” But this is really ”weird.”

AITAH for opposing the dog wedding even though I “cheated”?

IMPORTANT UPDATE

I didn’t include this in the story because it wasn’t “relevant” but I’m ”pregnant” with triplets and I just found out my due date is the same day as his dog wedding and he won’t change the date!

SECOND IMPORTANT UPDATE

Since I posted this, my entire extended family, friends, and coworkers (who are all constantly on Reddit and have seen my post) have been calling and texting constantly on both sides. You might say my phone is ”blowing up” over this.

THIRD IMPORTANT UPDATE

For everyone calling this post “fake,” I really wish it was. It’s ALL 100% “true”!

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SOURCE There’s no source for this one other than all the random made up stories and maybe the car driving raccoon story in particular (and the tendency for all the AI written stories to put quotes around random words).